I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam! clear as day, right in my Kitchen, I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was P!SSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I start swingin' on him?
or
Pack my stuff and be on my way?


















My GF



I guess I should have typed George Foreman Grill (GFG) not Gf.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!I knew there was a catch Jim when you were using American ghetto slang and not the queens English propper!!!!
You actually had me going there man.Are you trying to kill me w/a heartattack?You very nearly made me soil myself I laughed so hard.
And here I thought you had no sense of humor ?........LOL.

Don't you dare let that dirty beeatch get to you man! If it was me I'd have started swingin on that HO of a GF you had! I'd have bashed that ex-GF with my own meat if it was me... I would hate to punish my meat... but sometimes you've got to smash a few grapes if you're gonna make some wine ya know?

lol...
Sun

Andy.......You silly F**ker!

I think you and Jim are running a conspiracy to kill me by heart attack(from laughing!)